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Police I Swear To God, Not Simping For a Child

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Police I Swear To God, Not Simping For a Child
Police I Swear To God, Not Simping For a Child

Police I Swear To God, Not Simping For a Child

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Memecoin

Name
Police I Swear To God, Not Simpi
Image
the meme's own image, fixed
Pair
$MEME, the mother coin. This coin becomes a child of $MEME.
Rewards
1% of every trade of this child coin, paid to its holders in $MEME
Website
kym.fun/memes/police-i-swear-to-god-not-simping-for-a-child

One signature creates the coin on pump.fun (you pay only pump.fun's creation cost, about 0.02 SOL). With a first buy, a second signature buys it right after. The first launch claims this meme for good.

About

Police I Swear To God, Not Simping For a Child are misheard lyrics from the song "Little Dark Age" by MGMT that meme creators on YouTube paired with SpongeBob SquarePants crying and pleading with police officers about him not simping for a child. The imagined arrest of SpongeBob in his own home was seemingly related to his sexual adoration of children. The meme trended on YouTube and TikTok in 2023, spawning various iterations that replaced what "child" SpongeBob was being arrested for and who was the subject of the arrest, as well as spanning across different subcultures and fandoms.

Police I Swear To God, Not Simping For a Child

Origin

The full history, spread and examples live on the source entry: Police I Swear To God, Not Simping For a Child on Know Your Meme.

The Child Coin

Whoever launches this meme first creates its one official child coin of $MEME. The child coin takes this exact image, is priced in $MEME, and pays 1% of its every trade to its holders, in $MEME. After that, the meme is closed here forever.